The Pump & Grind: For Shoe & Foot Fetishists

Stop SOPA

2012-01-18T00:12:00.000-08:00

Librarians are always on the front lines battling against censorship; SOPA is no different. Take action!

Erotic Arch

2012-01-05T13:56:00.000-08:00

It might just be me, but doesn't that red heel across the stocking-covered arch of the foot remind you of something else which wishes to lie there...? *eyebrow wiggle* Via.

Legs Good Enough To Eat!

2012-01-04T08:00:00.000-08:00

Today I spent some wicked-lovely time with one of my regular callers -- it wasn't foot or leg fetish oriented (I confess details here!), but in searching for the name of the artist behind the inspirational artwork, I found this adorable piece which certainly fits in here! Art by Ben Newman.

Tied Up In Shoe Fetish

2011-12-06T17:29:00.000-08:00

I know I am, but what are you? *wink* (Via.)

Three Vices

2011-12-05T23:33:00.000-08:00

Smoking, drinking, stockings...

Pump & Grind...

2011-12-05T13:33:00.001-08:00

Your face, maybe...

Free Shoes & Stockings!

2011-11-22T09:42:00.000-08:00

If you read at my other blog, you already know that A Slip Of A Girl has a lovely contest going on now in which you can win a $100 shopping spree at the Lovely Lingerie Company. If you don't read there, then you've been informed. *wink*

Now the question is, what would you get? And would you get anything for me? *evil grin* (My picks are here.)

Do I Inspire You?

2011-11-19T09:26:00.000-08:00

Here I am, absorbed in yet another book! The good news is, you get a nice look at my stockings *wink*

Well, my perverted, twisted little friends, there's even better news! Tell me a short dirty story inspired by this photo and you'll be entered my contest to win 8 free minutes on the phone with me!

While I am a librarian, I won't be too much of a stickler for grammar, etc. -- just be sure to tell me who sticks what where... And remember, I like plenty of tease and details!

Submit your short erotic stories to me via message at NiteFlirt by the end of the year and you'll be entered! Yes, you may have multiple entries. And if multiple stories tickle my fancy, I may give away more than one prize too. So hurry up, my little sex bunnies, and make me excited enough to talk with you for free!

Want a much larger photo to inspire you? Of course you do! Spend a buck, be more inspired to get some free phone fuck lol

Stockings Fetish

2011-11-17T03:53:00.000-08:00

Cam sent this photo in as inspiration for the last issue of The Pump & Grind... It was a hot little story, even if I do say so myself *wink*

Panty Talk

2011-08-24T16:44:00.000-07:00

A Slip Of A Girl is asking us all to take The Ultimate Panty Survey — your responses to the 41 questions will be anonymous, but the results will be shared at her lingerie blog. Yes, cross-dressers are welcome! (As are lingerie gift givers!)

Smoke Like A Sailor

2011-08-17T11:56:00.000-07:00

Combining several of my favorite things... Role play, smoking, and feet -- oh my!

Summer Means White Hose & Heels

2011-07-13T00:44:00.000-07:00

And virtually nothing else!

(Via.)

Pretty Ballerina

2011-07-12T20:28:00.000-07:00

Photo from Met-Art. (FYI, there's an exclusive look behind the erotic nude photography site here.)

What Separates The Ladies From The Boys...

2011-06-18T01:21:00.000-07:00

Is it hooves or is it shoes? Both, I think *wink*

Burglar Gets More Than He Bargained For!

2011-05-21T11:40:00.000-07:00

This burglar has the tables turned on him *wink*

Via Smoke & Mirrors.

Binding Bondage Boots

2011-05-20T06:00:00.000-07:00

Someone once asked me why so many high and laced boots were featured in bondage images...

The answer is that feet, along with being how we move, are literally closely connected to sex in our brains; which means binding them, or giving the appearance of binding, sends messages of control... Yummy!

Photo found at Smoke & Mirrors.

Submit To The Shoes

2011-05-15T11:15:00.000-07:00

Pinkie loves shoes -- so she shared these, worn by Silena at Mc Nudes.

Double Pairing

2011-05-10T01:06:00.000-07:00

Via (found at Smoke & Mirrors).

For The Love Of Nylon...

2011-05-03T14:25:00.000-07:00

Masturbating with a sheer nylon glove...

Two Words: Stockings, Panties

2011-05-03T11:16:00.000-07:00

Pump Onto The Pumps

2011-04-27T22:38:00.000-07:00

Cum-covered red high-heeled pumps. Via.

Foot Porn

2011-04-27T15:10:00.000-07:00

I can’t get enough sex with feet and that’s the only porn I will watch! Sex videos, sex movies, xxx, whatever you want to call it. Porn videos about feet get me off the most. Foot porn beats regular porno any day! I want some free sex with feet at a Feet Tube porn site. Day, evening and night I can watch this free porno and imagine my feet all over their bodies. I can’t imagine free porn being any better! Don't those long legs drive you wild too? Shoes on, shoes off, I don’t care, as long as I am there!

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2011-01-21T09:37:00.000-08:00

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Roll A Pair

2011-01-20T21:34:00.000-08:00

Are those stockings rolling up, or down? Does it matter? *wink*

Cover of Theatre World December, 1943.

You Know You're A Stocking Fetishist When...

2011-01-12T20:07:00.000-08:00

You can't hold back and blow your load before any contact is made.

On Your Knees, Knave

2010-10-25T23:59:00.000-07:00

Now why would a shoe and stocking loving librarian such as myself love this photo? *wink*

Inspiration For The Next Issue Of The Pump & Grind

2010-10-14T00:42:00.000-07:00

When I saw this photo posted at Smoke & Mirrors, I knew I just had to use this as inspiration for the next issue! (Once I stopped giggling at what Miss Fussypants had to say about it, that is!) There's still time for you to subscribe -- the issue won't go out until Saturday!

Morbid Thrills

2010-10-07T16:18:00.001-07:00

Go see the morbid thrill of stockings!

Laundry Day - And Not A Thing (Besides Shoe) To Wear

2010-09-21T14:44:00.000-07:00

Pic via.

In Order To Be Perfection...

2010-09-05T03:45:00.000-07:00

You must become a perfectionist. Or get some help *wink*

Photo via.

The Ultimate Shoe Accessory?

2010-09-04T04:55:00.000-07:00

I can't take credit for this, it's all pure Miss Fussypants (who sure loves shoes); but OMG! She's onto something!

I wish every pair of ~~ankle strap~~ shoes came with it’s own matching spreader bar.

Pretty Pretty Pincess Pillow Story

2010-09-03T17:50:00.000-07:00

I just wrote a story about this photo in the latest issue of The Pump & Grind... I bet you would have loved to know just why that pretty pillow was there -- and who it was for! (If you subscribe now and ask me nicely, I might just let you know...)

Let's Play Dress-Up

2010-09-03T15:42:00.000-07:00

And then maybe I can dress you down... *wink*

Pic via.

Which One Would You Come In?

2010-08-31T01:40:00.000-07:00

The left shoe, the right shoe, or the pretty, pretty pussy? (Photo via Miss Fussypants shoe posts.)

Toyed With & Toed With

2010-08-26T16:04:00.000-07:00

Image via WhippedAss.com.

The Girl Who Loved Shoes - Maybe Too Much Giggle

2010-08-24T13:41:00.000-07:00

PS It's my birthday today!

Diagram Of A Leg Fetishist

2010-08-19T12:15:00.000-07:00

Elmer Batters on assessing legs:

Via Mrs. Muddle.

It's A Trap!

2010-08-19T11:51:00.000-07:00

Lured by shoes, she didn't know just what would befall her... I would soooo fall for that trap!

(Pic via S & M = Smoke & Mirrors.)

When something's going wrong --

2010-08-18T11:58:00.000-07:00

You must whip it.

Vintage Forced Feminization

2010-08-13T14:57:00.000-07:00

Or at least just a whole lot of fun! (Via S & M = Smoke & Mirrors.)

I Said You Could Look

2010-08-05T12:32:00.000-07:00

NOT touch.

Full story was in the last issue of The Pump & Grind -- why haven't you subscribed yet?

OMG, Go See!

2010-07-30T11:48:00.000-07:00

You have to go see this photo -- and when you read the caption, you'll know I'm hoping I'd have the nerve to do that when working in The Gentleman's library!

(I'm laughing -- and blushing terribly!)

The Power Of Shoes

2010-07-22T14:29:00.000-07:00

Of this photo, Wild Ride writes:

just putting those on made her swell and drip

so it came as no surprise

that she wore them

whenever she defiled herself

Shoe & Stocking Fetishists...

2010-07-21T12:31:00.000-07:00

Look past the fancy fetish dressed foot and leg and see what you can see...

Via.

Femme Make-Over

2010-07-20T14:57:00.000-07:00

Looking for a make-over? Check this out.

Pic via The Alexa Collection.

I Like Her Pretty Bare Feet

2010-07-20T13:17:00.000-07:00

Slip of a Girl's been posting a lot of these photos she found via bondman2; I like her pretty bare feet -- they look like she's spent a lot of time wearing point shoes *wink*

I'm A Naughty, Lusty Librarian

2010-07-14T12:24:00.000-07:00

I'm sneakily reading erotica while at work. (Sometimes, that's why the librarian is really shushing you!)

And yes, I need a cigarette -- if I can't have what I really want...

Vintage ad via Found in Mom's Basement, which shows (at least part of) the series of ads featuring gentlemen offering cigs to assorted girls next door.

Fashion Fetish Fun

2010-07-09T10:27:00.000-07:00

This just went out in the official Pump & Grind Newsletter:

Announcing a special event for those with fashion fetishes.

Got a fetish for fashion? Be it shoes, lingerie, stockings, skirts -- or anything -- a team of fashion and fetish experts will tell you what your fetish means about you -- and where it will lead you!

Shoes...

Panties...

Business suits and blouses...

Stockings...

Silky slips...

Slutty short skirts...

If you lust after it, are bewitched, are a slave to it, it will be there!

This special invitation only event is lead by four experts in fashion and fetish, offering everything from fetish fortune telling (where we give personality profiles and predictions based on your individual fashion fetish) to make-overs (both in terms of sissification and how to behave like a proper submissive), as well as other special offers.

Experts include *:

Slip of a Girl: A self-professed "lingerie obsessive with a kinky sensual streak," Slip's very popular lingerie blog and personal shopping service have been serving men and women alike for nearly 5 years.

Lusty Librarian Klaudia: Don't let Klaudia's own professed shoe fetish make you think her expertise is limited to footwear only -- she's a very educated girl and quite the mistress of kink!

Pinkie: A lifestyle submissive, Pinkie will approach the many pragmatics of fashion and fetish "from the point of view of the fetishized object, so to speak." She's also an expert in being a Lipstick Submissive TM.

Not Your Angel aka Trailer Trash Angel: This bewitching brat has been using her good looks and gypsy lineage to dominate, mock, and use men since she's been of legal age. While in some states that's just 4 years, this 25 year old brat says, "I may be trailer trash, but I'm pretty damn picky about My sissies!"

* The individual experts involved in your reading are based on your particular interests, style and needs. (Tributes requesting a specific expert listed to be included in your evaluation or reading will be honored.)

This special event is full of PPV buttons, offers, etc. that will not be available to anyone not on this list. So get on the list, boys & girls, because you don't want to miss a thing!

To join the fun, message Trailer Trash Angel, aka PSO Not Your Angel, and request to be added to the free "Fashion Fetish" list asap.

I'm really proud to part of this event, and I hope to "see" you there!

Why She Might Just Play Along With Your Giantess Fantasies

2010-07-02T11:44:00.001-07:00

From Silent Porn Star:

For every chick out there who remembers lamenting that boy dolls of comic characters (aka “action figures”) were too small to ah, “position” with Barbie (or who may have settled into some Giantess fantasies — not me, but just sayin’), you know of what comic book character hyper-sexuality fantasies I’m talking about.

Aptly Titled

2010-06-10T15:16:00.000-07:00

This photo by yyellowbird is titled Melt Your Heart:

Spankings & Shoes & Femdoms, Oh My!

2010-06-03T21:52:00.000-07:00

Via S&M = Smoke & Mirrors.

Today's Sexy Shoe Links

2010-06-01T10:13:00.000-07:00

Pinkie writes about being randy for shoes -- and experimental fetish shoes.

Smoking Bad For Your Health

2010-05-30T12:36:00.000-07:00

However, as this spanking cartoon by Nik-Zula illustrates, it may be good for your sex fantasies *wink*

Smoking, Latex & Shoes? Now That's A Fetish Photo!

2010-05-27T14:16:00.000-07:00

Which Pair Would You Bury -Erm- Something In First?

2010-05-27T02:07:00.000-07:00

Which soft pair? A very hard choice, hmm?

Image from RayFresh.com.

What Lucky Sissies Go Through

2010-05-26T18:02:00.001-07:00

I'm going to have to send you over to Trailer Trash Angel's recent post at Clit Orations to read her thoughts on sissies -- here's a snippet to whet your appetite:

many sissies have short attention spans &/or impulse issues, and cannot stand waiting while searching for the perfect skirt, the correct shade of lippie, etc. This is largely how they end up looking so horrid.
Fortunately for them, my sissies have me.

I distract them with other sparkling items while they wait, punish them when they are too impulsive, or otherwise occupy their time (maybe an orifice or two too).

And if they don’t like it, they can move along now… Another sissy will be by in 15 minutes or so.

And I’ll get to name her, and dress her, bend her in strange positions, and loan her out to my brothers — just like I did with Barbie.

Slippers Aren't Soft Enough!

2010-05-25T15:22:00.000-07:00

A cute little spanking cartoon by Nik-Zula. What makes it especially shoe worthy is that the poor girl is the way quality control checks out the quality of the slippers *wink*

Girls Have Shoe Fetishes Too!

2010-05-24T01:28:00.000-07:00

What Every Lusty Librarian Knows

2010-05-22T21:46:00.000-07:00

Books are sexy; books provide all sorts of erotic ideas. Call me, we can talk about it.

Taking A Breather

2010-05-22T20:55:00.000-07:00

Such a pose! Smoking, stockings, gloves -- what more could you want?!

Photographer: Frederic Fontenoy.

How We All Dream Of Shoe Shopping

2010-05-22T09:38:00.000-07:00

Shopping for shoes is a (somewhat) private and (very) intimate affair at Footville's exclusive store...

Classy high heels and Daisy Dukes sure get the staff's attention! (Don't worry, she'll reciprocate with their staffs later *wink*)

Free foot massage -- with lotion! -- for every shoe shopper? Sign me up!

Ahh, such service, no wonder things get so carried away...

Black Patent Leather Fetish Toe Shoes

2010-05-21T23:29:00.000-07:00

Fabulous fetish shoe and boots photos by MHK-annai, found via Pinkie’s BDSM blog.

Black Straps Up To My Knees

2010-05-19T10:32:00.000-07:00

I adore my knee-high high-heeled gladiator sandals!

You can find out more about my fetish for these shoes when you buy these three photos of me wearing them:

Venus of Willendorf Heels

2010-05-16T06:50:00.000-07:00

Dior shoes with Venus of Willendorf-esque Goddess heels, worn by Marion Cotillard (June 2, 2009).

Dior's shoe goddess may not be fat enough for a real fertility goddess, but these heels sure do inspire my fertile imagination with luscious ideas. *wink*

The price? $1600.

Contest Brush Off Giggle

2010-05-14T12:39:00.000-07:00

A Slip of a Girl's got a contest where you can win a $50 shopping spree at My Pleasures, a sex toy shop!

Since I can't find any shoe vibrators, I'd get the Cosmetic Kit -- the vibrating power brush is too intriguing...

Dressing, Or Undressing?

2010-05-14T08:09:00.000-07:00

Some would say, "Does it really matter?" Oh, but it does! That's where the story starts, right? *wink*

Stroke My Ego While You're At It

2010-05-12T16:15:00.000-07:00

The only thing that feels better than firm hands stroking the arch & ball of my foot is the dispensing of flattery while it's done. So I'm thrilled to hear such wonderful things about my last issue of The Pump & Grind Newsletter - and boy-O-boy, have I heard some wonderful things!

Both men and women approve of my science!

Even fellow NiteFlirt, Trailer Trash Angel, dug it -- so much so, that she asked my permission to post it at her blog, Clit Orations, in the private members area. Whoa! That's cool!

Shoe Vibrators?

2010-05-12T15:58:00.000-07:00

Two patents (at least applied for) for vibrating shoes; one American, the other in the UK. Both focus solely on the pleasure of the foot (ball and arch) with a massaging vibrating mechanism in the shoe. Probably won't ever replace the intimacy & fun of human touch, but I'd like to try a pair -- unless they are ugly & utilitarian, of course. I don't do those kinds of shoes.

Now when is someone going to invent a high heel that does double duty? I mean a real fetish shoe. A high heel shoe with a vibrating heel has plenty of possibilities - even if it's only worn about one's luxuriously carpeted boudoir. Heck, a pair of them offers dual penetration, his and her fun options.

I know a few girls, myself included, who've used their high heels in ways that the designer likely never ever intended. (Obviously, there are hygiene and safety issues, even with condom use; but other than saying it requires double condom bagging and some putty, I'll just leave my experiences with that for another time. Message me if you want a full tutorial.) But just as some of us prefer a vibe to a dildo, why not make the heel of a high heel shoe a vibrating toy designed for such play?

I continue to search for such fun fetish footwear; hence my discovery of the two patents mentioned above. Wish me -- and all the other shoe fetishists -- good luck!

Pump & Grind Monthly Update

2010-05-12T02:14:00.000-07:00

Being a sexy librarian, I've done some research on the appeal of high heeled shoes -- specifically, those heels which are eight inches or taller. If you're a paid subscriber to the newsletter, you've read all about it in the last issue; if not, subscribe now and ask for the last issue -- because this "ask the librarian" feature isn't a free service *wink*

In other news, I've had quite a few requests for stories and fantasies based on shoes posted at my other (tamer) shoe blog. If you've seen something there that's inspired you, message me at NiteFlirt and let me know. (Who knows, maybe we share the same fantasies?)

Reflecting One Another's Needs

2010-03-23T15:56:00.000-07:00

In case anyone was wondering if being a sex object &/or playing with fetishes (and fetishists) professionally made me feel bad, here's a photo by Alva Bernadine which, to me, illustrates the situation perfectly:

You'll see me as I want to be seen.

As I need to be seen.

We reflect one another's desires.

(Now if I only had the money to hire a great photographer and be immortalized like that!)

Individually Nylon Wrapped Toes

2010-03-17T11:52:00.000-07:00

Subscribers already know the long story, but here's the short version for lurkers. Anyway, the last issue of The Pump & Grind was a story based on these five-toed tights:

If you missed it, subscribe and ask for the last issue! (Or message me at NightFlirt and maybe we can make a deal.)

Get Ready To Pump & Grind

2010-01-11T14:32:00.001-08:00

Now that NiteFlirt seems back on its feet (perhaps swaying a bit, as if on high heels after a bit of wine), I'm ready to start the official Pump & Grind newsletter. I'm working on several hot stories (remember, there's a new one each week!) featuring shoes and I expect to have the first issue sent this week. Please subscribe asap, so that you don't miss anything!

Heel!

2009-10-07T11:18:00.000-07:00

Photo by eelmikashigaru at Deviantart

Will Fuck For Shoes

2009-09-15T03:52:00.000-07:00

Wear your ~~hard-on~~ heart on your sleeve with this suggestive suggestion...

Pin by Lochers.

Skirting The Issue Of Eroticism

2009-09-15T03:43:00.000-07:00

I was watching one of those History of Sex shows on The History Channel, and they said that the Victorians used tablecloths to prevent men from looking at a table's legs because they feared a table leg might make men think of sex; one wonders why there weren't little shoes for the legs... Perhaps such shoes only "wood" have made furniture legs even sexier. *wink*

New Shoes

2009-09-15T03:15:00.000-07:00

New Shoes is one of the stunning poems in Honor Moore's Red Shoes:

New Shoes

She wore them with silk and black sheers,
Her winter legs twin moons under lace–
New shoes. handmade, gleaming, polished
As a lake at twilight or a new mirror:
Fashioned for men, but cut for a woman.
He wanted her, he said, wearing those shoes.

Dreaming as they measure her shoeless,
A cobbler in Florence, his tape shearing
Her foot, no question a woman
Requires such shoes. Wear them with lace,
Signora, offering brush and polish.
The saddle's rough, but the toe will mirror

All he undoes, her each gesture mirror
His guiding one, as she rises in shoes
Made for holding ground, for polished
Floors, for business in suits and sheers.
When I wear them, she muses, will he unlace
And unravel me? Take have and woman

Me? His hands open her skirt, manning
And mixing until her face is his mirror,
Till he seats and unties her, untangling laces,
Loosening, pulling, prizing back shoe
Edge, cherry insoles flushed, he shears
The tongue from each sweat-polished

Instep. Forthright now, as if polishing,
She fingers his face, pale as a woman's
In fugitive streetlight, her hands sheer
Contentment, his eyes closed in the mirror
Hers are. Kick, he says, off with the shoes!
She does, fingers through his like lacing,

And his hand breaks from hers, unlaces
Stocking from garter, quick as a polish
Cloth snapping. Take off your shoes,
She says. I want you naked as a woman.
I like hair on shoulders, I like mirrors
When they tangle light. Outside sirens shear

Night as if a swerve of polish could unmirror
Sheer dark, the man and woman whispering
Always wear lace! Do you like my shoes?

About The Pump & Grind Blog

2008-05-26T16:36:00.000-07:00

The Pump & Grind Blog is companion to The Pump & Grind Newsletter, a weekly adults only newsletter which explores & exploits the eroticism of shoes, feet, and stockings.

To be sure that only adults are reading such things, you'll need to subscribe to The Pump & Grind via NiteFlirt. (There you'll also have access to talking with me about all things shoe and sex too.)

The Pump & Grind Newsletter is written exclusively by Klaudia, a librarian/bookseller who works part-time as a PSO (Phone Sex Operator) in order to more deliciously share the joy of sex and shoes -- and to increase her income so that she may continue the (low paying) employment she loves and still afford to buy the books, shoes, and lingerie she craves.

Because few things in life are free (least of all the quality things!), The Pump & Grind Newsletter has a monthly fee. (However, you can still read more of the bloggy &/or tame things here at the blog.)

Links

2008-05-26T16:34:00.000-07:00

Fetish Phone Sex Providers:

Besides myself, you can call these girls for a 'hand' with your fetish fantasies:

Color Me Pinkie: A Kinky Lipstick Submissive (tm) you can use for your pleasure. Get ideas -- or just get off -- at Pinkie & Blackie.

Trailer Trash Angel: This dominating brat is no Angel -- or at least she's not your Angel. But if forced femininization, mocking, humiliation and tease are your ideas of heaven, she's your wet dream. Check out Clit-Orations for more info.

Angela St. Lawrence: She provides esoteric depravity and sensual debauchery for the phone sex aficionado. You can keep up with her, or at least try to, at her blog, Zen Fetish.

Don't forget to check out The Peck & Call Girls!

FemDom:

Not a pro, but good reading to give a 'go,' Romance & Bondage

Fashion Fetish:

A Slip of a Girl, a the lingerie blog
My shoe shopping and (tamer) foot fetish blog, Shoe Fits

Sexclectic for sexy -- affordable -- stockings, pantyhose, garters, etc.

Crossdressing, Sissies And Sissy Stuff:

Saragirl's Sissy Confessions
Voyages En Rose

Just For Naughty Fun:

S & M = Smoke & Mirrors
Silent Porn Star